Wednesday, January 31, 2007

The Gift

"Smiling" Joe Biden (d) Delaware

The political Gods have smiled down on the American people and have handed them a gift that will keep on giving. Today, Senator Joseph Biden the democrat party US Senator from Delaware has indicated to Americans that he will now honor us by becoming a candidate for President. The first words out of his mouth on the campaign trail are typical Joseph Biden. Joseph Biden indicated everyone else in the race was completely wrong about US policy in Iraq but gave no details on how he would do things differently. The democrat party Senator also added some typical condescending and racially charged comments about Senator Barack Obama with a remark that the Senator from Illinois running for President was the “first mainstream African-American who is articulate and bright and clean and a nice-looking guy”. Just a few short months ago Senator Joseph Biden had to "clarify" to the press, remarks he had made about recent immigrants from India being owners of 7-11 stores.

Having Joseph Biden in the campaign will keep reporters plenty busy with his statements and “off the cuff” remarks. Joseph Biden has already stuck his foot into his mouth but this is only beginning because this is an ongoing affliction for him and it will prove to be endless entertainment for the rest of us. Mr. Biden treats all others that do not agree with him in his typical condescending way and will bring plenty of attention to himself and his intellectually devoid and dishonest political party during the upcoming Presidential campaign season. Run Joe run! The gift that keeps on giving.

Fame is a fickle food

Fame is a fickle food
Upon a shifting plate
Whose table once a
Guest but not
The second time is set.

Whose crumbs the crows inspect
And with ironic caw
Flap past it to the Farmer's Corn--
Men eat of it and die.

Emily Dickinson


Marie's Two Cents said...

Oh we have to Love it.

Watching the Liberals trample all over each other, the slaps, the stings, this is going to be a very funny race for the top job in the Country.

Now if they would only come up with a plan!

J_G said...

Most of the demadumbs already have a plan Marie, it's called cut n'run. They want another Vietnam because they hate George Bush more than they want their own country to prevail in the war on terrorism. They are already trying to change the focus in Iraq to calling it a civil war. They can call it anything they want but if the terroists prevail there we will be paying a huge price for many years to come.

Joe Biden has this delusion that he is some kind of an arisotcrat and all others are nothing but serfs. That's why you will hear him say the arrogant and condecendng things in the future.

At one time it was too funny to watch his antics but now he's a Senate committee chair so his delusional state will be enhanced and the faux pas will be more frequent. Stand by for some real side splitters, Biden always come through.

Paul F. said...

We need Howard "I have a scream" Dean.

J_G said...

That's another one Paul, that never fails to provide some comic relief.

TrekMedic251 said...

Look at the positive: at least Biden didn't plagiarize it all this time! ;)

And who's running Biden's campaign, John Kerry??


J_G said...

You know Trek, come to think of it, Biden must have attended the same charm school as John Kerry. Ol' plagiarizing Joe is hard at work looking to find someone else's work to take credit for too. Joe Biden is certainly multi talented that's for sure.

Night Rider said...


Hi J_G, I have left a reply to your comment on Marie's blog, if you wish you could go over and check it out.
I won't want to go into what I wrote over there here on your blog but I think that you will get my drift.

Have a wonderful weekend my friend.

Mike's America said...

What was that asinine line the late Governor Anne Richards used to describe the first President Bush? Something like "Poor George, he was born with a silver foot in his mouth?"

I'd rephrase that and describe Biden: "He was born with his head stuck up his ass."

You can just tell by the way he talks that he thinks he's better than everyone else.

I don't mind him insulting John Edwards, but you'll recall he also said that Rumsfeld "doesn't know what he is talking about" a statement profoundly untrue.

Since I am among friends here, I feel no qualms about going out on a limb (since none of you is likely to saw it off): I'll predict that Biden will not last long. He will not raise much money and will just be another also ran.

Of course I realize that's not going out on a very long limb. It's so obvious, even someone with a monstrous ego like Biden should be able to see it.

J_G said...

Mike, it may be that Joe Biden's run has fizzled out before it actually began. All of big money will be going to Hillbillary or Obamma and the money going to Obamma is being used to drive Hillbillary to the left. Everyone in Washington is well aware of Biden's constant faux pas and he is usually pretty isolated when it comes to delicate matters.

As I said in my previous post though Hillbillary is the nominee make no doubt about it. With her mean machine and the pull her husband has she will be handed the nomination just like everything else she has ever been pervceived to accomplish, it was handed to her. I guess she really isn't the iconic feminist that she portays herself to be.

The WordSmith from Nantucket said...

I really do think "Shrillery", every time Hillary opens her mouth. I just don't understand how anyone cannot see her phoniness. She epitomizes the hollowness of a stereotypical politician, who might have core principles, but she refuses to make them transparent. All of her decision-making is not about standing for principle, but for what will get her elected.

SusieQ said...

Isn't Biden notorious for throwing his hat in the presidential ring every four years? And then saying something stupid that ruins his chances completely?

Oh come on, be nice to Hillary. The woman unwinds, according to her, by cleaning out her closets and dresser drawers. And you heartless people think she's a fake. ;-)

Note how the emphasis is on the name Hillary in this presidential race and not on the name Clinton. Anyone care to venture a guess why?

J_G said...

Hey snowbird, hope those tornadoes missed you. It's 10 degrees here, having fun?

There's no question they want leave the Clinton name out as much as they can. They want to make it seem she is a different entity that her infamous and corrupt husband. The Clintons are one make no mistake about it. The Clintons may not sleep in the same room or even the same house together but just like she said when the slickster was running "it's a package deal".

SusieQ said...

We missed the tornadoes, but were in the vicinity the day before they hit as we made our way down to Key West. We spent three nights there. The day we left the Keys it poured down rain.

We are on Sanibel Island now where we will spend another three nights before returning to frigid country up north with its subzero temps. The temp here right now is in the low sixties ... quite unusual for here. It was time to do some laundry, so we have spent some of our first full day on the island watching the washer go through the spin cycles.

Thus ends my travelogue update.

Hillary has had her eye on the presidency for herself for years and years. Guess what...she is not nearly as smart as her hubby so it is said.

P.S. Am still trying to master the laptop keyboard. Coming along nicely.

The WordSmith from Nantucket said...

I think Bill poses problems for Hillary. As much a liability as an asset.

Mike's America said...

I'm getting a lot of mileage out of this audio clip: